Ya got to love drunk argurment, especially when it involves two lover at 4:30 am on an early sunday morning. Case in point: The Nag Bitch On/Off GF vs. The Near 30 Druken Fratboy Bartenter. While these fights have been quite amusing in the past, varying in topic between lack of appreciation to stalin-era russian vodka quality to how one of the parties thought they were going to have an f’in baby. Usually these are settled by an agreement to disagree, then having copious amounts of make up sex, usually with alot of loud noises, which has been reported to me by their roommate. Last night, it went over the line.
Around half past four, these two combative decided to bitch n’ moan again about some generic topic, slurring while yelling like braying asses released from their barn. Then, without warning, the fire alarms went off. Our building has the setup where we have bezzels, chirping alams and lights going off like some sort of fire alert dance club, I was half expecting a DJ in a booth behind two technic sl 1200′s with a mixer, while a obnoxiously hot waitress (acutally role for the nag in real life) comes to take my SoCo and Coke order, which would’ve been mixed by the fratboy bartender. Anywho, as I went down to investigate, as my mrs. decided to stay in bed and listen to the chirping of the fire alarm, I found some asshole pulled the fire alarm. While I didnt see who did it, I have a good idea of the suspects.
As the Dallas-Fire Rescue team arrived(who, btw, I have the upmost respect for), along with the management, to turn off the bezeled aural nightmare around 35 mins later. I began to question who would do something so brazen and criminal (pulling a false fire alarm is a criminal offense). I decided instead of going down and beating on the drunken frathouse door that is my neighbors close to 3000 sq. ft property downstairs for answers, I would do it this way: If you can find me the name and person who did this, I might be up to offering a small cash reward upon the capture and prosecution of this jackass. You can and will remain anonmyous, so no fears of reprisal in this situation. think about it, and drop me a line here.
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